Awarding the Top WWE, AEW, Impact Performances for Week of Dec. 5

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Credit: WWE.com

Don’t let the new headline fool you, we are back for another edition of B/R Belts, celebrating the very best in WWE and AEW from the last week, with a little Impact Wrestling now mixed in, too. 

From the return of Brock Lesnar to the latest in the MJF-CM Punk feud, the week that was in pro wrestling brought us several notable highlights, but which were great and memorable enough to earn one of the coveted championships named after industry greats?

Find out now with this recap of the segments, stars and promos that left the greatest impression over the last seven days.

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Before we get to the performers who defined the past seven days in WWE and AEW, these are the B/R belts at stake and what they represent.

           

The Steamboat Championship

Named after the consummate good guy Ricky “The Dragon” Steamboat, this belt is awarded to the top babyface of the week.

       

The Piper Championship

When he was bad, he was oh-so good. Named for the late “Rowdy” Roddy Piper, this belt is awarded to the best heel of the week.

       

Hitman Hart Championship

Arguably the best to ever do it, Bret “Hitman” Hart is defined by his in-ring excellence. This belt is awarded to the best men’s wrestler of the week.

         

Stratus Championship

A revolutionary performer who bridged the gap between generations of female performers, Trish Stratus is the namesake of this belt, presented to the best women’s wrestler of the week.

      

Jarrett Championship

Named for the founder and face of the company, this B/R belt celebrates the best in Impact Wrestling over the last week.

        

Dusty Championship

The legendary Dusty Rhodes had the gift of gab and the ability to captivate an audience with his words. This belt goes to the star(s) responsible for the best promo of the week.

          

Gooker Championship

Pro wrestling has a long and, um, dubious history of WTF moments. This belt is awarded to the stars, match or moment that had you asking “huh?!”

         

5-Star Championship

Lastly, this title is awarded to the best match of the week.

        

*Men and women eligible for every title except Hitman Hart and Stratus.

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Who would have imagined that Brock Lesnar would succeed to the extent he has as a babyface?

Friday night, The Beast returned from his indefinite suspension and coerced Sami Zayn into cashing in his title opportunity against Universal champion Roman Reigns on that night’s show, freeing up the Day 1 pay-per-view match for another top contender.

By battering Zayn later in the show and leaving him for Reigns to pick apart in short-order, Lesnar ensured himself a date with the man that screwed him over in Saudi Arabia and cost him said title. 

Lesnar bullying Zayn isn’t why he wins the award for the top babyface. Instead, it is the low-key sense of humor and ability to outthink the heels that earns him the honor. In a week where no better, more traditional hero stood out, it was the brute force of nature with imposing features and surprising wit that takes the title, his second since the start of B/R Belts.

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The Piper Championship could probably just be renamed the MJF Championship at this point because the scar-sporting loudmouth from Long Island has a tendency to earn it at a higher clip than others.

This week is no exception.

Whether he was accusing CM Punk of trying to get into Britt Baker’s pants, incessantly repeating the “PG Punk” nickname on commentary or just being a generally obnoxious asshat, MJF captures the disdain of fans who cannot stand his entitlement and cutting nature of his verbal insults.

While this week’s promo on Punk may have seen him grab for some low-hanging fruit rather than coming up with something fresh, it was executed so well that you could not help but want to punch the smug look off his face.

At their very best, wrestling heels make you want to see them get beat up. MJF accomplishes that every single week, whether he is doing his thing on the mic or competing between the ropes. The inevitable showdown with Punk will be phenomenal, if only because the tension between them is palpable.

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The Hitman Hart Championship could have easily gone to either Seth Rollins or Finn Balor for their low-key excellent match that kicked off Raw Monday night, but we’ll give it to the winner.

Rollins has been nothing short of extraordinary over the last year. Perhaps it is the stale nature of the WWE programming or Rollins’ own consistent excellence causing him to fly under the radar but there is a very real argument to be made that this is the best version of The Visionary that we have seen yet.

The ring work is a huge reason why.

No one in WWE, not even Roman Reigns, can be counted on to have a good-to-great match every time he sets foot inside the squared circle. Rollins, like Mr. Perfect, Bret Hart, Shawn Michaels, Eddie Guerrero and Kurt Angle before him, has entered that rarified air where he is one of the company’s most reliable workhorses.

Monday night, he and Balor tore the house down with a show-stealing match won by Rollins to help set him up for his January 1 WWE Championship Match against Big E and Kevin Owens. A match that will, most likely, see him show up and show out, as usual.

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Ruby Soho had the best match of her AEW career Wednesday night on Dynamite against Kris Statlander.

Her style meshed incredibly well with that of the bigger, stronger Statlander and allowed Ruby to fight from underneath, something she excels in. She takes a great beating, absorbing the offense of the opponent, before showing grit and determination in her comeback.

Just as it looked like she was done-for, Soho scored with a rollup that allowed her to secure the win and advance to the semifinals of the TBS Championship Tournament.

It had been a bumpy road for Soho prior to the match. She had been off television for a bit and had struggled to have that one defining match. She headlined Grand Slam against Britt Baker in a really solid bout but nothing else stood out as that eye-opening match.

That changed Wednesday night.

Now that she has her feet under her and a feel for the women on the AEW roster, expect Soho to shine as so many have known she could. Up next? “The Native Beast” Nyla Rose.

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Credit: Impact Wrestling

The inaugural Jarrett Championship celebrating Impact Wrestling’s best goes to Jonah, who made his first in-ring appearance for the company Thursday night on AXS TV.

The big man made short work of Jai Vidal, manhandling him and finishing him off with the middle-rope splash before cutting a promo in which he made reference to the Impact World Championship and issued a warning to Josh Alexander.

It was Alexander who he beat bloody in his shocking debut with the company at Turning Point. The Walking Weapon will likely seek revenge but may want to rethink his plans if they include confronting the massive Australian.

Jonah is a talented heavyweight whose WWE career ended abruptly when he was released back in June. Now, he has the chance to prove to those decision-makers just how wrong they were about him, in a company that will provide him plenty of opportunity to be a top-tier star on its show.

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“You’ve got people on other shows saying your name for a cheap reaction. You live rent-free in a lot of heads.”

That line, a reference to CM Punk calling MJF a “less-famous Miz” over on AEW Dynamite, was the most buzz-worthy line of Edge’s promo Monday night on Raw but it was hardly the only notable one.

Interrupted by the returning Miz, Edge heaped praise on The Hollywood A-Lister for making it further than anyone ever imagined he could. He also called him out for his lack of mutual respect, both propping him up and laying the foundation for their rivalry.

“You expect respect. I earn it.”

The dichotomy of the two characters was on full display as Edge cut into Miz, accusing him of using the WWE and pro wrestling as a launching point for reality TV and dance competitions.

The Rated R Superstar cut another Hall of Fame promo, the likes of which have defined his return to the company. Will he get the same quality of match out of Miz that he did Seth Rollins during their season this past summer? Probably not, but if the promos can talk people into caring about the feud, the crowd will be red-hot either way.

He got things off to a strong start Monday. Hopefully, both he and his newfound rival can build on it.

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Why are two women fighting over pies on SmackDown?

Toni Storm and Charlotte Flair are entirely too talented for their feud over the blue brand women’s title to degenerate into a rivalry based on smashing each other in the face with pies.

After last week’s segment, in which Storm stood around and did nothing as Flair humiliated her on national television with the Thanksgiving dessert, she returned this week, getting a measure of revenge by…also smashing her with a pie?

Flair rightfully brought up on the post-show Talking Smack that if she had been treated like the challenger was a week ago, she would have kicked someone’s ass. Instead, Storm just repeated the same thing Flair did to her. 

The whole feud, which should have been among the easiest to write (young challenger stepping up to the throne) has devolved into a weekly excuse to use whipped cream on television in a feud that is going nowhere and helping no one.

Least of all the potential star challenger who is way too good to be wasted in silly, creatively-bankrupt stories.

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The best match of the week goes to Friday’s AEW Rampage main event between AAA tag team champions FTR and Death Triangle’s Penta El Zero Miedo and Pac (substituting for Rey Fenix).

Cash Wheeler and Dax Harwood worked over the one-eyed Pac for the majority of the match before a hot tag to Penta sparked the babyface comeback. Just as Penta and Pac appeared to be en route to an upset of sorts, Malakai Black appeared, spraying black mist into the one good eye of Pac and allowing the champions to pick up the win.

Pac was superb as a replacement for Fenix, fitting right in and ensuring the quality of the match never dropped. FTR, as has been the case for years now, continued to exhibit why they are at the top of tag team wrestling. An old-school throwback with the capability to hang with the new-school high-fliers, they scored another big win while the still-undefined relationship with Black once again proved advnatageous.

A great match to wrap up a week of mostly-good wrestling from all three of the country’s top promotions.